no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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