end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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