i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
