i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
it was like his penis was on wheels.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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