What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
