I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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