good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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