Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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