Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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