I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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