I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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