I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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