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i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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