Do you still have your period?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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