Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Randomize
