i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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