She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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