You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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