What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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