When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
