3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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