thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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