Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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