Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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