I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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