Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
