He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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