And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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