Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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