Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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