I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
its liver damage thursday
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
