That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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