We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Randomize
