i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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