How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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