sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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