My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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