So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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