I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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