I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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