You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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