i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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