i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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