Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
