have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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