the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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