Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I puked a lego.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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