doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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