I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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