grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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