Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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