I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Randomize
