fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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