Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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