Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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