Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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